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Read & download Ý Coffee Tea or Me? The Uninhibited Memoirs of Two Airline Stewardesses ☆ eBook, PDF or Kindle ePUB You back to those golden days of air travel from the captain who's as subtle as a 747 when he's on the make to the passenger who mistakes the overhead luggage rack for an upper berth; from the names of celebrities who were a pleasure to serve and some surprising notables on the bad guy list to the origins of. Loved this book as a middlehigh schooler when I dreamed of living the glamorous life of a flight attendant Recently found out it was not a memoir written by two women at all but a total lie written by a man I am going to pretend that I never heard that and continue loving it the way I always did

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Read & download Ý Coffee Tea or Me? The Uninhibited Memoirs of Two Airline Stewardesses ☆ eBook, PDF or Kindle ePUB Remember when flying was glamorous and sexy even fun When airline food was gourmet everyone dressed up for a flight and stewardesses catered to our every need at least in our imaginations This classic memoir by two audaciously outspoken young ladies who lived and loved the free spirited stewardess life jets. I first read this book in 8th grade I unfortunately took it to school where it was confiscated by my fascist English teacher who told me she was disappointed in me And I in turn was disappointed in her for stealing my property being on the wrong side in the battle for intellectual freedom and judging my ass for a book she had never read But I was 12 so I just glared at her and fantasized about egging her house I feverishly searched for another copy of the book so I could finish it AND replace it from my parents library before they noticed I then proceeded to read it several timesSo I guess I m saying I m probably biased toward loving this book But regardless this is a hilarious memoir written in anecdotal form of two stewardesses during the late 60 s I loved them I wanted to hang out in their stew pad with them and listen to stories about drunk passengers and stewardess school and be ins and cheating boyfriends In its own way it s a brilliant time capsule of a bygone era when airlines and air travel and our culture for that matter were much different and stews had to be hot single chicks The airlines even hired girls to spy on other stewardesses as you learn in one chapter when our heroines get suspended for drinking at a party the night before a flightWhere are you Trudy and Rachel I still want to hang out My 8th grade English teacher is not invited ETA I recently read an article about this book that spilled the beans that Donald Bain completely made up this story I guess I really hoped and still irrationally cling to the dream that Trudy and Rachel were real The article also pointed out how homophobic this book was Looking back I can see it although I didn t pick up on it at the time I also would like to think possibly due to my undying affection for this book that the anecdote in uestion was intended to be a story about an unruly customer who was also homosexual rather than homophobia masuerading as comedy

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Read & download Ý Coffee Tea or Me? The Uninhibited Memoirs of Two Airline Stewardesses ☆ eBook, PDF or Kindle ePUB Some naughty stereotypes Spaniards are the best lovers actors the most foul mouthed This huge bestseller a First Class jet age journal offers a hilarious gold mine of outrageous anecdotes from the high flying and amorous lives of those busty lusty adventuresome young women of the swinging '60s known as stew. Well oh my Where to beginWhen I heard about a book written in the 1960 s by two airline stewardesses I have to admit that I got excited I imagined a fascinating memoir that would transport me back to a lost era of travel when flying was new and exciting peopled by glamorous jetsetters Well this memoir ended up being a complete disappointment The reason that I have placed dubious uotation marks about the word memoir will be explained laterBasically this is the story of two friends Trudy and Rachel both fairly ordinary small town girls who are given a chance at a dream job as flight attendants or airline stewardesses With relish Trudy who is the main narrator of the tale gives readers details of their daily lives the many cities that they fly in and out of and the many men that they date The main focus of this book is undoubtedly on the men that they date section Indeed it seems that the main purpose of getting this job in the first place is to eventually land a man that they meet whilst flying I am certain that if asked Why are you flying the girls would have giggled out To find a man A great number of the chapters of this book are reminiscent of a cheap dating advice column tailored and trimmed to fit the lives of flight attendants A few examples of chapter topics are Interesting Men Is He Married or How to Tell His Profession Even sections about topics that you wouldn t think had any relation to dating and flirting somehow become almost exclusively about just thatI got excited when I saw that one chapter included a list of cities and a few paragraphs of Trudy s opinions on all of them This excitement uickly turned to exasperation when I found that it was all about men the review for Chicago complained that the men were too hard to find there that Miami men were fun or this cringeworthy review of Detroit They make cars in Detroit and men make cars We like Detroit FacepalmThis little book is positively riddled with inappropriate sexism which all seems to be uite accepted by Trudy For example she tells a story about a captain who is notorious for his habit of calling in new stewardesses and basically commanding them to put their breasts in his face even saying that they must come back and do this every twenty minutes for the rest of the flight This is all seen as great harmless fun by Trudy as something to wink and giggle about Bottoms are pinched breasts are groped and the girls seem to accept this with giggles and eye rolls and a boys will be boys sort of attitude And disturbingly when a group of girls are recounting their latest news Rachel asks Trudy as a joke Haven t you been raped lately Then we get to the chapter entitled They Looked So Normal The very first sentence informed me that this one would be about homosexual men and women you meet on a flight Inwardly I groaned Oh noWell as you might guess by now it was bad Really bad First there are the stereotypes that gay or fay men are handsome and witty Okay not so bad I guess Then comes a strange fact that a higher percentage of Europeans are gay and that s why stewardesses flying in Europe are safer Trudy admits that some girls I guess not her do seem to enjoy being friends with gay men She then says that however in general none of us wants that man around She then tells us that effeminate men on their flights are normally very pleasant intelligent polite and offer no trouble at all Okay great right Wrong She then turns right around and sums this up with But despite these apparent advantages their very presence is unnerving and disconcerting There is also an episode that is so utterly ridiculous it is sad Two male passengers are seated next to each other when one of them calls Trudy over and reuests to be moved because of the magazine the man is reading Trudy smiles expecting it to be a Playboy which she seems fine with Instead it s something along the lines of Playgirl and she is shocked calling it awful and the sickest magazine I ve ever seen Of her own accord she reports this to the captain and narrates the rest of the tale referring to the man as the faggy fellow The story then becomes unbelievable the captain confronts the man who immediately begins making lewd come ons to the captain and attempts to lead other passengers into whipping him Also I gathered from this chapter that gay seems to be synonymous with pervert hereAt the end of the chapter Trudy wraps it up in a conclusion that does not seem to fit with her disgust and judgement at all saying As long as gay passengers behave we couldn t care less Many of the tales in the book seem to ring of insincerity For example a friend of theirs who dated a mobster angrily refused him when he asked her to sleep with a business friend He then makes a cold chilling speech in retort complete with gangster slang a rambling paragraph of a speech And yet this did not even happen to TrudyAnother chapter tells a story of a girl who always seems to have extra cash to spend who is always going out alone Trudy suspects that this is because the girl is secretly prostituting herself on the side because what else right She organizes a room switch with the girl to receive the gentleman caller in a sort of sting operation and her suspicions are proven correct Eye roll Believe it or not the book gets worse There is an awful chapter generalizing men from different countries You can most likely see already that this is heading toward rampant racism and you are correctArab men are according to Trudy rapists with harems and she even has the nerve to say that they are this way because apparently Women of Saudi Arabia are not attractive by any stretch of imagination WhatThere are dozens of countries included each bestowed with a few paragraphs of ignorant stereotyping but for Japan the only Asian country included at all Trudy gives us only one ghastly sentence about miniaturization having no advantage in sex WowThere s certainly to dislike about the book and make you want to throw it across the room I read an ebook version on my phone or maybe I would have The girl s arch nemesis is a girl whose only crime is that she has enviously large breasts and in every sentence she is featured in her breasts are mentioned Trudy talks about the airline s policy of firing girls who become fat and wholeheartedly agrees with it She says that girls gaining weight certainly warrant getting laid off because that shouldn t be allowed She also says that getting pregnant should certainly result in being fired as well Can it get worse Well whether this makes it worse or not I found out after finishing the book that it was all completely fake This memoir is actually not a memoir at all and was written by a man named Donald Bain in 1967 Well these laughable depictions of women and winking in reaction to getting assaulted certainly make sense now And even gratingly someone apparently had an idea that this book should be written and set out to find some female flight attendants to interview and potentially write it But apparently they selected the best two young ladies in the entire industry and the interviewer uickly realized that they were too dull and stupid to ever write a book or have enough wit to come up with material for a story of their lives He dismissed them and admitted that he then took a few of their stories but mostly his own experiences and fit them into a flight attendant book What on earth Please do not read this book unless perhaps for research on how NOT to view the world MINECRAFT ADVENTURES in the 1960 s by two airline stewardesses I have to admit that I got excited I MINECRAFT ADVENTURES imagined a fascinating memoir that would transport me back to a lost era of travel when flying was new and exciting peopled by glamorous jetsetters Well this memoir ended up being a complete disappointment The reason that I have placed dubious uotation marks about the word memoir will be explained laterBasically this Willful Neglect is the story of two friends Trudy and 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